History Jokes!!
1) Me: I Wish I had been born 1000 years ago.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
2) Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true.
1) Me: I Wish I had been born 1000 years ago.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
2) Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true.
3) Who was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas. He held up the whole world!
4) Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony!
Atlas. He held up the whole world!
4) Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony!
5) Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
6) What do history teachers talk about on dates?
The good old days!
7) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up too!
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At the bottom!
6) What do history teachers talk about on dates?
The good old days!
7) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up too!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/historyjokes.html